These 12 Women Prank-Texted Their Exes that They're on Tonight's 'The Bachelor'

By | January 8, 2019

ICYMI: The Bachelor is premiering tonight on ABC. That made us think: What better way to troll our exes than by telling them they will see us vying for another dude’s heart (and rose) on national TV?

So what did our savage, totally sane selves do? Just that.

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Hey, at least we’re not faking an Australian accent or sending out supes cringe-y tweets, mmk?

So here for your enjoyment, 12 women share hilarious screenshots from their ex-boyfriends, ex-hookups, and ex-whatevers. What these dudes had to say when our girls re-opened that horrible breakup wound is le best thing ever.

The dude who was more interested in rekindling a booty-call.

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    Kelley G.

      The wait-holy-shit-gotta-get-off-the-train-ASAP ex.

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      Tanya A.

      The guy who wants to hook up with ex-Bachelor contestants, I guess.

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      Lily P.

      The ex-fling who actually understands The Bachelor timeline and logistics. Dammit.

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      Allison K.

      The man anxiously typing “Season 23 Bachelor Contestants” into Google.

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      Allison K.

      The old bae trying to sliiiiide back in there.

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      Allison K.

      The wannabe-lawyer more interested in reviewing the NDA.

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      Emily T.

      The wait-I’m-so-confused-I-thought-we-were-still-hooking-up guy.

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      Madison D.

      The ex who spat back an equally salty response. Boyyyy, we see you.

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      Madison D.

      The pristine gentleman not looking for a sub-par reputation reality TV can bring (lol).

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      Morgan V.

      The ghost-er.

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      Gina P.

      The former lover using the opportunity to gaslight her into believing she wants to get back together. Eek!

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      Taylor A.

      So there you have it, folks. And if you’re actually interested in checking out the season sans any ex-boyfriend text messages, check out the spoilers here.

      Follow Taylor on Instagram, or play along and tweet your ex’s screenshots to me here.

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